The guardians of the skies and seas

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im-horngry:

Whoopies - As Requested!

Fuck me. Twice.

im-horngry:

Whoopies - As Requested!

Fuck me. Twice.

Your lips are all I wanted at midnight. — eight word story (via suspend)

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

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kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

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penta-kill:

connotativewords:

But honestly it baffles me how much people DON’T like talking on the phone nowadays, or how much of an inconvenience I feel like for wanting to call someone. I mean SORRY BUT I JUST WANNA HEAR YOUR VOICE AND MAKE YOU LAUGH, SO LET ME DO THAT.

i actually really love phone calls now

The mouth should have three gatekeepers. Is it true? Is it kind? And is it necessary? — Arab Proverb (via kvtes)

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is it free — every student ever when offered something (via timeturner)

Says any other broke person

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